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Jimmy Carr: Killing Jokes

Jimmy Carr: Killing Jokes — Alhambra Theatre Dunfermline
From£35*
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Showtimes

This show has now taken place
Fri 7 Apr 2028Curtain up: 7.00pmDoors open approx. 6.15pm
Book 7th Apr
Fri 7 Apr 2028Curtain up: 9.30pmDoors open approx. 8.30pm
Book 7th Apr
110 mins, no interval.Running Time
16+Age Guidance

Booking Details

Booking in Person / Telephone
Bookings can be made in person or by phone at the Alhambra Theatre Box Office on the lower mall of the Kingsgate Shopping Centre in Dunfermline. All tickets purchased from the Alhambra Theatre box office require a valid email address to ensure that any written communication can be forwarded and documented in case of any changes or cancellations to upcoming performances.

Booking Online
Bookings can be made online by clicking the booking links on this website via our trusted ticket partners

*Booking Fees
A service charge of £3.50 (over £20 tickets) or £2.50 (tickets priced up to £20) will be applied to all tickets purchased from the Alhambra Theatre Box Office.
Booking fee on tickets purchased through other agencies may vary.

Hire Royal Box

Would you like to watch Jimmy Carr: Killing Jokes from a seat fit for a king and queen? Ideal for a special occasion, the Alhambra Theatre has four beautiful Royal Boxes overlooking the stage, which are available for hire at almost all of our shows. The Royal Boxes seat a maximum of 4 people.

Royal boxes are always in high demand; please contact the box office for availability and pricing.

Group Bookings

Group booking offers may be available for Jimmy Carr: Killing Jokes. For large groups (7+), please contact our box office to book.

Show Details

In comedy, 'killing' is a good thing. Everywhere else, it's frowned upon.

Jimmy has confirmed kills in over 50 countries and on 13 specials. Eyewitnesses describe it as ‘a brutal, hilarious, life affirming night out’. 

The brand-new show is packed with fast, dark one-liners about all kinds of terrible things. But they are just jokes. They’re not the terrible things.

Jokes are like magnets. They attract some people and repel others. You can joke about anything, but not with anyone. If you’re attracted to Jimmy’s brand of comedy and think you can take the jokes, then by all means come out and play. 

If you think you’d be offended, then stay away. At this point, being offended at a Jimmy Carr show is like buying a ticket to a horror movie and complaining you got scared. Don’t be a dummy. 

Look, if you’ve read this far, we know you want to come. So hurry up and buy a ticket. It’ll sell out, so don’t miss out.

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