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FASCINATING AïDA: BAWDACIOUS!

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Showtimes

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Fri 12 Mar '27Date

Approx. 6.45pm7.30pm

Doors & Curtain Up

2h 20m inc. interval approx.Running Time

14+ Suitable for feisty teenagers upwards. (Includes bad language and sexual references) - Under 16s must be accompanied by an adultAge Guidance

Booking Details

Booking in Person / Telephone
Bookings can be made in person or by phone at the Alhambra Theatre Box Office on the lower mall of the Kingsgate Shopping Centre in Dunfermline. All tickets purchased from the Alhambra Theatre box office require a valid email address to ensure that any written communication can be forwarded and documented in case of any changes or cancellations to upcoming performances.

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*Booking Fees
A service charge of £3.50 (over £20 tickets) or £2.50 (tickets priced up to £20) will be applied to all tickets purchased from the Alhambra Theatre Box Office.
Booking fee on tickets purchased through other agencies may vary.

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Hire Royal Box

Would you like to watch FASCINATING AïDA: BAWDACIOUS! from a seat fit for a king and queen? Ideal for a special occasion, the Alhambra Theatre has four beautiful Royal Boxes overlooking the stage, which are available for hire at almost all of our shows. The Royal Boxes seat a maximum of 4 people.

Royal boxes are always in high demand; please contact the box office for availability and pricing.

Box Office: 01383 733666

Group Bookings

Group booking offers may be available for FASCINATING AïDA: BAWDACIOUS!. For large groups (7+), please contact our box office to book.

BOX OFFICE: 01383 733666

Show Details

The world’s greatest cabaret troupe is back with a BRAND NEW SHOW!

John Mackay & Sally Homer present FASCINATING AïDA

Devilishly funny and gloriously glamorous Dillie, Liza and Adèle, with Michael Roulston on piano, are back on the road following their hugely successful 40^th Anniversary Tour.

With brand new songs generated by human neural networks and using their combined deep-learning age of 278 years, they have data-mined their back catalogue to bring audiences their greatest, most sensationally analogue show ever!

As the saying goes … when the world is going to sh*t, be sure to book tickets to see Fascinating Aïda!

‘Heaven’★★★★★Metro’

‘Outrageous… seductive’★★★★Guardian

‘I can’t recommend this show highly enough’★★★★★Mail on Sunday

‘Hilarious’★★★★Telegraph

Hips! Lips! Tits! Power!’★★★★★ Stewart Lee

Directed by Paul Foster.

Show running time: approx. 2 hours including interval.

Age guidance: 14+ Suitable for feisty teenagers upwards. (Includes bad language and sexual references)

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