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Artie’s Singing Kettle: Silly Songs

April 1, 2023 @ 11:00


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Artie’s Singing Kettle: Silly Songs


Date: 1st April 2023
Show 11am
Tickets: £12*


Kingsgate Box Office (next to The Body Shop)
Monday to Saturday from 11.00pm – 4.00pm
Tel. 01383 733 666

Online Tickets (and out of office hours); tel 0333 321 9999

*A service charge of £2.50 will be applied to all tickets purchased from the Alhambra Theatre Box Office. Booking fee on tickets purchased through other agencies may vary.


Artie’s Singing Kettle

Silly Songs

Wear a Funny Hat to the show and join the party atmosphere.


In a brand new show, the Singing Kettle’s founder, Artie dusts off the kettles and asks the audience to say the rhyme, “Spout, handle, lid of metal.  What’s inside the Singing Kettle”.


Inside clues to the silliest songs he can remember from the vast Singing Kettle repertoire:

“Little Duckie Duddles”, “That’s What I Learned in the School” and, of course. “Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny aff the Bus”.


April 1, 2023
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Alhambra Theatre
33-35 Canmore Street
Dunfermline, Scotland KY12 7NX United Kingdom
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01383 733 666

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